cottaging on

People in transition are all around. Back to School Sale signs have started to pop up in store windows. The cold wind of seasonal change is about to begin blowing an ominous breeze of scheduled existence and early sunsets. And I’m sure the odd leaf will soon fall to the ground, brining the end of summer with it. People will leave, people will return, and I will remain with my bad haircut. The perpetual Sunday that is August is here, and still I feel as though my summer hasn’t really started. Odd.

At any rate, the end has begun and Andrew’s apartment over on Windermere is now empty of us. Last week we packed up all of his earthly possessions and somehow managed to fit most of them into the little blue car. With our seats pushed up as forward as they could go, we set out on a very long and very cramped journey to Barry’s Bay. After 20 minutes of unloading what took as nearly 12 hours to pack, we dropped in at the Trout Lake cottage to see my family and some summer friends of yore. After a couple beers, a couple burgers, and a game of ‘Last Man Standing’ on the raft with the Nagy kids, we returned to the cottage on Lake Wadsworth, and swiftly set out on an Eastern Ontario adventure to Tyler’s cottage down on Big Rideau Lake.

A small congregation of Andrew’s housemates from Queen’s came together at Tyler’s island abode. Beer, boats, and belly-aches were made our pleasures at the gracious hands of our hosts. I don’t know if I’ve ever been to a finer cottage. Love and comfort oozed from every wonderfully uneven floorboard… even in the outhouse. You could just feel the years of childhood joy that several generations of Tyler’s family have experienced there. After a kayaking excursion, a barefoot trail hike, some sailing, and a whole lotta risk, we had to leave the lovely oasis and head home like the rest of the long-weekend adventurers. A car full of Queen’s alumni traversed the 401, when we realized that during the 4 years each of us had going back and forth in between Kingston and Toronto, none of us had ever stopped in at the Big Apple. As we saw that red orb grow in front of us on the horizon we figured ‘why not?’ We stopped, we ate pie, and we climbed the steps inside the Big Apple that let us look out upon the bad traffic we would soon face. It was all actually incredibly anticlimactic. In the end, we made it back to Toronto with overly full stomachs.

In Toronto I remain, with a new bad haircut and trying to lose the 6 pounds I gained over the long weekend. Humbug. Now Andrew and I are trying to find ways to escape the city again… which is made more difficult with work pending and schedules undefined. Feels like Fall already.

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Whole Foods Galactica

Aaron DouglasAfter a particularly frustrating morning of editing, I left the Rockhead office and strolled around Yorkville trying to get back into the narrative zone. The lunching hour was upon me, and I had a hankering for some overpriced Whole Foods fruit. After purchasing a shiny apple I went to exit the store. I was going up the escalator and saw in front of me a face that I recognized. I couldn’t, for the life of me, pinpoint how or from where I knew this dude before me. Then it hit me with a bolt of awesomeness: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA. In front of me at the Toronto Whole Foods stood The Chief, Galen Tyrol - also known as Aaron Douglas. I reacted instantly, “You’re in Battlestar!” He replied, “Why, yes I am.” “You’re the Chief and you’re awesome,” I blurted out. Smooth, MP. “Thanks,” he calmly responded, no doubt thinking about the organic fare we has soon to procure. With one last ounce of annoying harassment I demanded, “Who is the fifth cylon?!?!?!!” With an air of loftiness he answered, “Oh, I can’t tell you that.” “You’re such a cylon,” I told him. He chuckled a bit, and then we both went our separate ways. And with that small junction of nerdiness, my day was instantly enlivened, and I went back to work with a big fat sci-fi smile on my face. Thank you, Chief… even though you are a cylon and can hear ‘All Along the Watchtower’ in the walls of your mighty ship. NERD ALERT.

fashionable people doing questionable things

Dredger had a brilliant Thursday idea. The idea involved vacating Toronto in favour of trees, towels, and twang. We packed up our hats and headed to Orillia for the Mariposa Folk Festival on the shores of Lake Couchiching. We went for Joel Plaskett, and hung around for Peter Elkas, Hayden, Cuff the Duke, and some other folkies. It was definitely one of those days that ends with such satisfying and mellow happiness that only the tenacious strum of acoustic guitars can generate. The drawl of the steel strings peeking through a cover of Dylan’s “Ride Me High” had me hooked. Oh lord, we’re gonna fly down in the easy chair. Twang really is a fine spice that I have a ferocious appetite for. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a fan of Country music… with their ‘gas tanks full of dreams’ and ‘man, I feel like a woman’ bullshit. But I do like my twang. I like it a lot. I like it particularly when it accompanies the likes of hipsters like Joel Plaskett. Frankly, the hipsters have embraced the twang and I am right on that bandwagon with them, bumbling along this crazy indie rock hayride. Anyway, Andrew and I lay in grass and listened to acoustic guitars in the sun. After a sufficient amount of sun exposure we opted for the beer tent. During a set with Peter Elkas and Joel Plaskett I yelled out “I Love Clayton Park!” Afterwards, some guy approached Andrew and I and asked “Are you from Halifax?” Our answer: “No. We’re just hip.” Ha cha. And then it was back to Toronto, and back to humidity until another weekend delivers us to the forest.

and the lakes are seething

You might say that I have a need for speed. You also might say that I have very bad luck. This MP lives constantly under a dark cloud of unfortunate happenstance. It follows me around like a sad three-legged dog… sniffing at my feet every now again, I can’t help but trip on it from time to time. And so began a lovely weekend at the cottage with Andrew. He suggested that I take the wheel on our way up north, so I did. Then he played ‘Sabotage’ by the Beastie Boys really loud which forced my foot to the floor just south of Bancroft. It was there that I was pulled over by an officer of the law, with Andrew beside me muttering “They’re gonna take the car away. They’re gonna take the car away”. They didn’t take the car away. But they did slap me with a doozie of a speeding ticket, which definitely learned me a lesson. I will not be driving Andrew’s car any time soon. I am a criminal. At any rate, the weekend pressed onward, and so did we. The cottage or bust!

My streak of unlucky MP-ness did not ebb as we hit the lake to soak up the rays. I totally tripped on the steps down to the dock, and banged up my ankle pretty darn good. This kept me from attempting wake-boarding over the weekend. It did not, however, keep me from hardcore tubing with Andrew. Totally H-core. Fo’ shizzle. Anyway, it was a pretty standard cottage weekend. We finally became licensed anglers, and as such caught practically every single bass in the lake. Andrew had a lucky streak and caught a friggin’ huge large-mouth bass which he then killed, cooked, and ate. I’m normally not one to support the murder of our slimy lake-friends, but that fish was delicious and I appreciated the protein. Ha! Later on Andrew took me on a hike through the woods and up a particularly large hill. The bugs were BRUTAL. It was an all-you-can-eat buffet since we forgot the bug repellent (sweet deet… my saviour) back at the cottage. Once we reached the plateau, the view was absolutely amazing. There was a cliff where people go to hang-glide, with an aptly placed Canadian flag marking the jump-off point. We had a little sit, snacked on some of the wild berries, cursed the infernal buzzing in our ears, and took in a moment of Canada.

Back down at the cottage, we played a silly amount of chess, scrabble, and Rock Band (Rock Band at the cottage? I know, I know. But during bouts of rain, nothing is sweeter that attempting the drum lines of ‘Enter Sandman’ on medium). And so was our weekend. On the way back to the city we stopped off in Belleville to file my speeding ticket. A sudden jerk back into reality, but it was a lovely day and we had tons of left over chicken to snack on in the car.

It’s strange, but whenever I come home from the cottage I have a sudden urge to give up on city life and buy a cheap plot of land half way between here and nowhere. I don’t think I would mind the middle of nowhere. I think I might actually prefer it.